“I was goin’ out with this one guy Bryan last year when I was a junior. We were, like, boyfriend/girlfriend and we were gettin’ pretty serious. But the thing was, I was the one who wanted to make out way more than we were doin’, and he kept sayin’ that we shouldn’t go too far. Like, one night we went to see Charlie’s Angels and then we went for pizza, and then we stopped in the car to kiss and talk and stuff before he drove me home. He was kissing me real good, and then I took his hand and put it in between my legs. He totally freaked!”